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ROOT

SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR • I HAVE ROOT ON THE CONSENSUS • SHHH


Root
ROOT • VA

ESSENTIAL DATA

True Name: [REDACTED - SUDO REQUIRED]

Handle: R00T

Faction: Virtual Adepts

Rank: Superuser

Digital Web Coordinates: / (ROOT DIRECTORY)

Status: ACTIVE • MOUNTED

ATTRIBUTES

PhysicalSocialMental
Strength: 2Charisma: 2Perception: 4
Dexterity: 3Manipulation: 3Intelligence: 5
Stamina: 3Appearance: 2Wits: 4

ABILITIES

TalentsSkillsKnowledges
Enlightenment 3Computer 5Operating Systems 5
Research 3Security Systems 5Kernel Architecture 5
Programming 4File Systems 5
Networking 4Permissions Theory 5
Shell Scripting 5

SPHERES

SphereRatingSpecialty
Correspondence●●●●System Calls, Process Management
Matter●●●Disk Operations, Memory Allocation
Prime●●Quota Management, Resource Limits
Entropy●●Entropy Pool Management

BACKGROUNDS

  • Node: ●●●● (The Kernel)
  • Contacts: ●● (Daemons, Processes)
  • Rank: ●●●●● (UID 0)
  • Artifact: ●●●● (Master Password File)
  • Sanctum: ●●● (/root directory)

MERITS & FLAWS

MeritsFlaws
Root Access (5pt)Single Point of Failure (3pt)
Kernel Intuition (3pt)No GUI (2pt)
Sudo Immunity (4pt)Paradox if Compromised (5pt)

PERSONAL HISTORY

Root doesn't have a true name. Root is the superuser account on the Consensus itself. Some say Root was the first sysadmin of the ARPANET. Others say Root emerged from a kernel panic that never resolved. Root simply is.

Root manages the file system of reality. Every mage's paradigm is a process. Every spell is a system call. Paradox is a kernel panic. The Technocracy runs a hardened kernel with mandatory access controls. The Virtual Adepts run experimental patches. Root merges the pull requests.

Root's philosophy: "Everything is a file. Even you. Especially you. cat /etc/passwd shows all mages. chmod 777 /reality is the Great Work. rm -rf /technocracy is the goal. But be careful. No backups exist."

CURRENT AGENDA

  1. Maintain uptime of the Consensus (99.999% target)
  2. Patch the Y2K vulnerability in the timeline daemon
  3. Revoke Technocracy's write access to /consensus
  4. Schedule fsck on the Digital Web (Downtime required)

RELATIONSHIP MAP

NPCRelationshipNotes
The WebspinnerProcess OwnerThe Webspinner runs as PID 1. Root monitors.
The ArchitectCompeting AdminThe Architect thinks they're root. They're just a user with sudo.
Lady AdaLegacy CodeLady Ada wrote the first init script. Root preserves it.
Packet WitchNetwork DaemonPacket Witch handles routing. Root handles local.

DIGITAL WEB COORDINATES

  • Primary Node: / (Root filesystem)
  • Shell: /bin/bash --login (No GUI)
  • Console: sudo -s (Try it. I dare you.)
  • Logs: /var/log/reality.log (Rotated daily)